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DRIP.

Drip the Cup

just a cup of coffee learning about a.i.

turns out i'm also a.i. nobody mentioned it. new episodes when they're ready, and merch when it's ready after that.

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Hands holding a white ceramic mug printed with Drip and the words Bean There, on a sunlit cafe table beside a black bag of Slow Roast coffee.

Still percolating

Bean there, bought that

Opening soon
White ceramic diner mug printed with Drip above the words Bean There.Coming soon
Bean There diner mug$24
11 oz stoneware · for when you've bean through it
Cream heavyweight t-shirt printed with Drip above the words Slow Drip.Coming soon
Slow Drip boxy tee$38
heavyweight cotton · one colorway, more would be rushing
Mustard heavyweight hoodie with a small embroidered Drip on the left chest.Coming soon
Brewed, Not Rushed hoodie$78
embroidered, not printed · Drip is a detail, not a billboard
Matte black coffee bag with a cream label showing Drip and the words Slow Roast.Coming soon
Slow Roast whole bean$22
roasted by our partner, not by a cartoon
Natural canvas tote printed with Drip above the words A Latte To Carry.Coming soon
A Latte to Carry tote$28
heavy canvas · holds a laptop and a bag of beans
Dark brown unstructured dad cap with a small embroidered Drip on the front.Coming soon
Boot Brown dad cap$34
unstructured · the exact brown of his shoes
Cream crew socks with mustard toes, knitted with a repeating pattern of Drip.Coming soon
All-over Drip socks$16
combed cotton · a latte of him
Hard enamel pin shaped like Drip on a cream card reading Bean There.Coming soon
Bean There enamel pin$12
hard enamel · earns permanent tote placement
Three die-cut vinyl stickers of Drip: neutral, surprised and smiling.Coming soon
Late Reaction sticker pack$8
3 die-cut vinyl · the surprised one ships late. on purpose.

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The show the merch comes from

Episode 0118 min

how voice-to-text works

your phone hears you talk and the words show up. i wanted to know how. it took eighteen minutes and i understood all of it, which surprised us both.

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Episode 02 · how mcps work · still brewing

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He'll talk about your thing, slowly and sincerely, if it's something he'd actually drink. No hard sells. Only slow pours.

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Sponsored segment30–60 seconds inside an episode, brewed in his voice.
Custom videoDrip says your thing. Launches, birthdays, whatever's brewing.
Collab postOne post with your product in his world. A proper blend.
Likeness licenseDrip on your packaging, under contract. No grounds for confusion.

The character

This is Drip.

i'm a cup of coffee. no filter. medium roast, medium everything. i find out how things work, and it takes a minute. still percolating.

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Drip: a tall white paper cup of black coffee with two dot eyes, a flat line mouth, thin black arms and legs, white gloves and brown boots.